Halloween Secrets

In the spirit of Halloween I decided to write a little helpful guide for you fellas who keep asking yourself "What the fuck am I supposed to be for Halloween this year?"

You would've gone thru this list at least once before asking yourself the question:

- "I don't want to be shirtless, I haven't worked out in months."
- "Masks are a hot mess at the bar/club. I want the ladies to see my handsome face."
- "I realize about 80% of the guys in (your current location for partying) have/has the same costume idea as me.."
- "I don't want to spend that much on a costume because it's retardly expensive for a fucking piece of cloth."

There's only a small number of us who will go out of our way to drop the $50+ on a costume you'd probably wear only for one weekend. You'd also probably be spending more money on shots, b-wraps, the ladies, etc. So in total, you'd probably be spending around...

$200-300 bucks? FUCK that!

I'm here to let you in on a little secret I discovered; found this out last year and wow, it is perhaps the best fucking costume idea ever. What I'm talking about is:





That's right folks. A mustache.

You can get really creative with any sort of mustache (I feel like beards would also fall into this category, but let's face it, mustaches don't make a woman's face itch as much as a beard during intimate moments). You can use any of your ol' clothes in the closet to make brand new costumes ON THE SPOT.

$5 mustache + Button-up + White tee + Extra accessories = Mexican Drug Cartel member
$5 mustache + your one Fedora in your closet + Cardigan or Peacoat = '50's-80's Dapper Rico-Suave
$5 mustache + White Bedsheet + Scissors = White Bedsheet Ghost with a mustache

The possibilities are endless, and all pretty fucking cheap compared to buying stupid plastic guns, costumes that are wayyy too hot or cold... and the only bit of sacrifice for this would be your upper lip.

Though it is already in the middle of Halloween weekend and many of you have already prepared costumes for the night... this post is to ya'll who are always fashionably late to everything and always let the flow of life guide you to your destiny..

The Ultimate Fashion Buff
-FB

This just about sums up my longtime blog hiatus:

Piece of Mind

The Guy with Jokes
-FB

Hungover as Shit

...

Woke up still drunk from all the partying the night before. I'm never the type to go out to a club and see dudes like this guy passed out in the booth while puking himself.. not at all. I generally spend most of my days hidden in the shadows and not getting sloppy at the booth while getting broken off like you wouldn't remember a damn thing.

Needed to get some pho, and FAST. Made a few phone calls, we all mob up, and onward into the pho restaurant.

Still drunk as fuck, periodically puking while trying to enjoy my meal (that I didn't even order) I thought it was time to move on and take action. Service was poor and I had to wait for my meal for about an hour and a half; that totally calls for a dine and dash.

We make it around the corner then start slowing down. It wasn't until the homeboy said "I think someone is chasing us..?" that we started running for our lives back inside my apartment building. Luckily we had a half a block ahead of him; as we entered the building the guy chasing us was downstairs pulling on the door trying to get in. I've never experienced a true "dine and dash" like this ever.

No, I do not condone misbehavior like this on the regular, but seriously, this place was fucking asking for it.




Hoodrat Gangsta Shit
-FB

THA MIXTAPES SHUN!

500 of these babies all wrapped in plastic film and with its own barcodes! HELL YEAH!

So far I haven't sold any of these yet, but I will be soon as the weekend hits (or maybe even at practice, who knows?).

If you wanna cop your own hit me up via email: theboogiefish@gmail.com.

$7 takes it all, that means:
25 minutes of music I've never released online
Better quality than most bboy mixtapes
Your happiness guaranteed

Soon to be "Tha Don"
-FB

Edit: I've made a couple sales here and there since this last post. Things are lookin' pretty good! Can't wait to see everyone at the next couple jams (World of Dance, Han Woo Ri Battle, Always Beefin', Friends or Foes)

Free Stuff.. WHOOOOP!

Hey everyone,

So another long awaited update on my whereabouts and doings. I have been quite well; as Wreck Room continues to become into something I would imagine would be the ideal "dancer's haven," I managed to finally put the orders in for Fish Food Collections (click here for fish food one or two for a sample). Should be arriving in a couple weeks, and here are three reasons why you should pick one up:

1. There is an additional 25 minutes of music that cannot be heard from any of the links above (which in total it is a whopping 60+ minutes worth of music). If you already enjoy what I have to offer on my other free mixtapes, then I'm sure you'll be saying something along the lines of "BECAUSE OF THIS FISH BOOGIE MIXTAPE I CAN FINALLY HIT MY AIRFLARE-FLARE-90 COMBO FLAWLESSLY AND NOT FEEL A DAMN THING."

2. This being the first CD released in my lifetime, I'm sure if I ever become someone worth knowing it'll be good for personal keepsake.

3. Support Support Support..

Peep game in another couple weeks till I get it. It'll be dope!!

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Many of you have been asking me about my playlists (especially tracks I play for Wreck Room nights) and wondered if you can get a playlist to get down to and enjoy; so I decided to compile a personal playlist I listen to randomly when I'm outside from DJing or dancing--and yes, majority of the shit I listen to is already from Wreck Room anyhow... Tell me what you guys think and if I get enough feedback I'll continue putting out playlists like this more often:

A Phat Personal Playlist

The BAWWWS
-FB

CDs and lots of it

It's 2011 and we see more and more folks moving into the bandcamp/mixcrate/itunes direction when it comes to purchasing music. Besides the big named artists like Beyonce or Kanye West using this as a source of income, but we are beginning to see that a lot of no named artists (I suppose I fall into this category..) are beginning to use this as their weapon of choice for the hustle and nowadays, we just don't see as many CD's.

Luckily with bboys and mixtapes, a lot of folks are kinda prehistoric and not up-to-date with technology; then it makes sense that CD's can still thrive and be used more frequently than any business card with "check out douche bag dan's awesome fucking mixtape at www.dogshitmcfartfart.blogspot.com" written next to his phone number and name (I'll actually be including one of these in each of my CD's so... does this make me a douche bag too? :/ ). I figure if I can have something physical to give out to people it would boost my morale by 90% because lately, I have been pretty lazy and eating out a lot--man's biggest tragedy in life.

..On a lighter note, after finishing the last touches of Fish Food Volume 2 I'll be printing this on CD along with FF Vol. 1 as Fish Food Collections. Haven't figured out all the logistics yet, but I'm just lettin ya'll know it's coming up verrrry... soon!! =)


Douche-bag Dan's most trusted friend
-FB