You would've gone thru this list at least once before asking yourself the question:
- "I don't want to be shirtless, I haven't worked out in months."
- "Masks are a hot mess at the bar/club. I want the ladies to see my handsome face."
- "I realize about 80% of the guys in (your current location for partying) have/has the same costume idea as me.."
- "I don't want to spend that much on a costume because it's retardly expensive for a fucking piece of cloth."
There's only a small number of us who will go out of our way to drop the $50+ on a costume you'd probably wear only for one weekend. You'd also probably be spending more money on shots, b-wraps, the ladies, etc. So in total, you'd probably be spending around...
$200-300 bucks? FUCK that!
I'm here to let you in on a little secret I discovered; found this out last year and wow, it is perhaps the best fucking costume idea ever. What I'm talking about is:
That's right folks. A mustache.
You can get really creative with any sort of mustache (I feel like beards would also fall into this category, but let's face it, mustaches don't make a woman's face itch as much as a beard during intimate moments). You can use any of your ol' clothes in the closet to make brand new costumes ON THE SPOT.
$5 mustache + Button-up + White tee + Extra accessories = Mexican Drug Cartel member
$5 mustache + your one Fedora in your closet + Cardigan or Peacoat = '50's-80's Dapper Rico-Suave
$5 mustache + White Bedsheet + Scissors = White Bedsheet Ghost with a mustache
The possibilities are endless, and all pretty fucking cheap compared to buying stupid plastic guns, costumes that are wayyy too hot or cold... and the only bit of sacrifice for this would be your upper lip.
Though it is already in the middle of Halloween weekend and many of you have already prepared costumes for the night... this post is to ya'll who are always fashionably late to everything and always let the flow of life guide you to your destiny..
The Ultimate Fashion Buff
-FB
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